Fun lies about the Rune

[BUY LOW]

I have read quite a few fun lies about the Rune on several posts. How about providing your favorites? The ones I have enjoyed the most, and take no credit for creating them, are as follows:

The Rune...

has a 3 speed tranny

has a 15 gallon tank

is a Lamborghini

What are your favorites? Heck, make up some new ones. Half the fun of owning a Rune is the mystique...you know, that jaw dropping look you get when you pull into a parking lot.

[hgslayr]

Buy low...like the one you had when Tom told you it was a lamborghini.
He told that same thing to 2 Hells Angels and one of them kicked the ground and said (to his friend) "see I told you it was a Lamborghini"
Its amamzing that even hard core Harley guys have no idea what it is...all the more reason to de badge'em.

[dog]

After removing all the badging (Honda crapppppp) reflectors bla bla bla-Tell folks it's a concept bike and you've built it and your not sure what Manufacture you'll be selling it to yet. It'll go to the highest bidder-so far Harley is showing the most interest. It's the Harley of the future. I also add in there that its a 2010 year model-completely epa approved for the next generation of motorcycling,some fellar once asked me what was that thing (he was referring to our gauge on the tank) I told him it's my dvd player-I don't think he would of known what a gps system would of been. 125 mile to the gallon dah............................I now get off the bike and head the other way like I just stole the bike,the questions are interrupting my rest periods. dog

[doublerkid]

I tell them that the engine is from a helicopter and the front forks are experimental for a yet unknown in the USA Chinese motorcycle manufacturer

[Rune Giant]

It's a Porsche...the engine's a dead give-away.

Duh.

[hgslayr]

I like the Helicopter engine line....I'm gonna use that one...it too funny