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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, :rat:
The Rune was parked by the workbench with care,
In hopes that the ShopDog toys soon would be there.
The riders were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of twisties danced in their heads,
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap...
When out on the road there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
4:
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow :snow1:
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But RedValk and eight more riders with all their gear
I knew in a moment it must be a long run!
My wife said to me "this is going to be fun".epper1:
More rapid than V-rods his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Runeski! now, HogSlayer! now RuneSpyder and Vitki!
On, Hannabil! on RuneMan! on, RuneRod! and Adrain!
To the top of the on ramp! to the end of the mall!
Now burn out! burn out! burn out all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they pass the Harleys, you can hear them cry, :cus:
So up to the interstate the coursers they flew,
With the Runes full of gas, and some wifes too.
And then, in a twinkling, As we laid on the throttle
We pasted all the crochies, still sucking on their bottles. :banghead:
As we pulled into a rest stop, and was turning around,
Down the highway Marune came with a bound.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
He had just left the area known as Buffalo
And you could see on his face, that he was real mellow.
We had all come together upon our steeds
Because we knew where to find, a warm breeze. :sun1:
So together we all turned on I-95 due south,
In our fur lined coats, because we don’t do without.
Just down the road in North Carolina
We found USMCRune he had a flat tire!
Jeff Kehoe and Diver Dave were already there
And soon Iamruned arrived with a spare.
As we crossed into South Carolina who should appear,
But KenCrawey, he must have to have a sixth gear!
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler with his giant pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled -- his dimples how merry!
And behind him followed a cop with a cherry! :cop2:
After some smooth talking and a few pats on the back,
We where able to get him back in our pack.
With the weather so warm, we were down to our vests,
But we soon saw a cloud off to the west.
Could it be rain, on such a beautiful day?
No it’s LOV2KRZ and he’s coming our way
He has with him Madroober,Joseph and rune018,
They were moving real fast, because they are late.
We camped that night near a beautiful lake
And ELP_JC, jxrune and rich Oas joined us at day break.
In Florida we stopped for a big breakfast :eat2:
Where BigRedRider, Blewrune and JerseyIllusion joined the list.
Soon we continued our ride down the coast
Getting closer and closer to our unsuspectiong host.
At long last we all arrived at his door :a13:
And laughed as Chuck – Sitedata hit the floor.
And then with one voice we all said real loud,
"Merry Christmas to all, and our RUNEs are just right!"
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, :rat:
The Rune was parked by the workbench with care,
In hopes that the ShopDog toys soon would be there.
The riders were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of twisties danced in their heads,
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap...
When out on the road there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
4: Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow :snow1:
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But RedValk and eight more riders with all their gear
I knew in a moment it must be a long run!
My wife said to me "this is going to be fun".
epper1: More rapid than V-rods his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Runeski! now, HogSlayer! now RuneSpyder and Vitki!
On, Hannabil! on RuneMan! on, RuneRod! and Adrain!
To the top of the on ramp! to the end of the mall!
Now burn out! burn out! burn out all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they pass the Harleys, you can hear them cry, :cus:
So up to the interstate the coursers they flew,
With the Runes full of gas, and some wifes too.
And then, in a twinkling, As we laid on the throttle
We pasted all the crochies, still sucking on their bottles. :banghead:
As we pulled into a rest stop, and was turning around,
Down the highway Marune came with a bound.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
He had just left the area known as Buffalo
And you could see on his face, that he was real mellow.
We had all come together upon our steeds
Because we knew where to find, a warm breeze. :sun1:
So together we all turned on I-95 due south,
In our fur lined coats, because we don’t do without.
Just down the road in North Carolina
We found USMCRune he had a flat tire!
Jeff Kehoe and Diver Dave were already there
And soon Iamruned arrived with a spare.
As we crossed into South Carolina who should appear,
But KenCrawey, he must have to have a sixth gear!
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler with his giant pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled -- his dimples how merry!
And behind him followed a cop with a cherry! :cop2:
After some smooth talking and a few pats on the back,
We where able to get him back in our pack.
With the weather so warm, we were down to our vests,
But we soon saw a cloud off to the west.
Could it be rain, on such a beautiful day?
No it’s LOV2KRZ and he’s coming our way
He has with him Madroober,Joseph and rune018,
They were moving real fast, because they are late.
We camped that night near a beautiful lake
And ELP_JC, jxrune and rich Oas joined us at day break.
In Florida we stopped for a big breakfast :eat2:
Where BigRedRider, Blewrune and JerseyIllusion joined the list.
Soon we continued our ride down the coast
Getting closer and closer to our unsuspectiong host.
At long last we all arrived at his door :a13:
And laughed as Chuck – Sitedata hit the floor.
And then with one voice we all said real loud,
"Merry Christmas to all, and our RUNEs are just right!"
